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Guest: Mr

PADDY RUNS ITO THE PUB AND SHOUTS TO MICK

"MICK,SOMEBODY IS STEALING YOUR CAR"

MICK ASKS"DID YOU SEE HWO IT WAS"

PADDY SAYS "NO ,BUT I GOT THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!"

07. 01. 2011

Guest: Vampire Gets Nun

Two Nuns are driving down a country lane late at night, when a vampire leaps from the bushes and is standing on the bonnet of the car snarling at the petrified Nuns through the windscreen.

"Quick," says the driver, "show him your cross."

The passenger winds down her window, sticks her head out and while shaking her fist shouts,

"Oi! Get off our bloody car!"

25. 03. 2010

Guest: Cheap Holiday

A cannibal is sat in the pub with his mate after just returning from a fortnights holiday.

"So", asks his mate, "How was it?"

"Great," replies the cannibal, "Never had a better holiday, I feel so relaxed, incredible"

"If it was so great," observes the mate, "why have you got a leg missing?"

"Oh, didn't I tell you, it was self catering!"

23. 12. 2009

Guest: Father Knows Best

A young boy walks into the room carrying an armchair under one arm and a sofa under the other.

His father asks, "Where did you get that?"

"From a man in the park", replies the boy beaming.

"What have I told you about taking suites from strangers?!!"

23. 12. 2009

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